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WANTED

DEAD OR ALIVE · PREFERABLY WITH SNACKS
Conwi
TOO COOL
Conwi
  • Wearing sunglasses inside a car
  • Vlogging to an audience of zero
  • Hair that has never been messy in recorded history
  • Suspected of believing they are the main character
REWARD ₱1,000,000
or one (1) bucket of fried chicken

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DANGEROUSLY WHOLESOME DUO
Pat and Jagan
TOO CUTE
Pat & Jagan
  • Being disgustingly adorable in public
  • Smiling at the beach without a permit
  • Making the rest of the group feel very single
  • Coordinated black outfits (premeditated)
REWARD ₱2,000,000
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